Holy Chaos Batman!!!
Do you ever feel like every time you turn around you're getting your arse handed to you? Or you're getting kicked in the gut? Or you just start to make an inch of progress and the world decides it's going to try to push you back three feet instead? So what do you do? Me? I'm an idiot that refuses to give in. So I don't let the world push me back three feet. I dig in and hold fast. The problem with that is I wind up looking, and more importantly, feeling like John Wick at the end of Parabellum. Kicked, stabbed, shot, branded, dehydrated, finger chopped off, dropped off a building and dragged into the underbelly of the world. Let me tell you, it's not as good a look on me as Keanu Reeves. He looks great. A little banged up, but great. I look terrible. Like really terrible. As in three week old smushed trash panda that vomited the world's garbage up before dying roadkill terrible. Yup. That terrible. However, this year I have a goal. It's a goal to lear...