A Thank You Note for Colds
You should all know me well enough by now to know I can be rather sarcastic at times. Today is one of those times. Just for the record, I think thank you notes for getting a cold from someone should be a thing. So, here's my thank you note to my niece. Thank you Little One for giving me your stuffy nose, sore throat, and everything else that goes with a cold. I appreciate it.....let's just hope it doesn't turn into a sinus infection ok? I have a deviated septum, so even the smallest thing, like nothing more than a stuffy nose, usually turns into a full blown sinus infection. It's just peachy. At least I get to take antibiotics, which make me terribly sick, and want to throw up for 2 weeks! Yay!
I'm totally kidding in case you don't speak snarcasitic. (otherwise known as snarky sarcasm) I hate being sick, but at least I don't think this one will be to bad, as I have been trying to not get sick. Things like washing your hands, eating right (which of course includes the small bag of cheetos and bottle of mexican coca cola at my feet (so much better than American, real sugar cane), and most definitely the bacon on the stove..that I just burned into not worth even being bacon bit pieces. Well that's what happens when you try to blog and cook at the same time when your computer is in the living room. Round two.), exercising (that means walking up and down stairs right?), you know, the usual are all things that can help you not get sick. Cheetos are healthy because they have corn, and coca cola is because.....well the bacon is meat...ish...and the...oh forget it. AHHHHHHHHH, Sorry, just about came out of my skin when the cat scratched herself. I totally forgot she was here and freaked out thinking the imaginary dog had somehow come to life. To be fair, it sounded like a dog scratching not a cat scratching. They are two very different sounds...well it made sense to me. Anyways...oh look bacon's done.
Night!
Ok, ok, ok....I'll finish what I was saying...which was...oh yeah, staying healthy. So, do the list above...minus the coca cola, cheetos, bacon, and do some actual exercising and you should be good to go. A hot cup of herbal tea with a healthy dollop of honey should do the trick for the sore throat, and the stuffy nose, well, go see a doc or pharmacist. Or, be stupid like me and attempt to let it just run it's course. Can't recommend that option though. Mother's around the world would unite against me. So, here's to colds, flus, and everything in between. Huzz-achoooo. Hmmmm, should probably disinfect my keyboard now.....ewwwwww.
Good night!
I'm totally kidding in case you don't speak snarcasitic. (otherwise known as snarky sarcasm) I hate being sick, but at least I don't think this one will be to bad, as I have been trying to not get sick. Things like washing your hands, eating right (which of course includes the small bag of cheetos and bottle of mexican coca cola at my feet (so much better than American, real sugar cane), and most definitely the bacon on the stove..that I just burned into not worth even being bacon bit pieces. Well that's what happens when you try to blog and cook at the same time when your computer is in the living room. Round two.), exercising (that means walking up and down stairs right?), you know, the usual are all things that can help you not get sick. Cheetos are healthy because they have corn, and coca cola is because.....well the bacon is meat...ish...and the...oh forget it. AHHHHHHHHH, Sorry, just about came out of my skin when the cat scratched herself. I totally forgot she was here and freaked out thinking the imaginary dog had somehow come to life. To be fair, it sounded like a dog scratching not a cat scratching. They are two very different sounds...well it made sense to me. Anyways...oh look bacon's done.
Night!
Ok, ok, ok....I'll finish what I was saying...which was...oh yeah, staying healthy. So, do the list above...minus the coca cola, cheetos, bacon, and do some actual exercising and you should be good to go. A hot cup of herbal tea with a healthy dollop of honey should do the trick for the sore throat, and the stuffy nose, well, go see a doc or pharmacist. Or, be stupid like me and attempt to let it just run it's course. Can't recommend that option though. Mother's around the world would unite against me. So, here's to colds, flus, and everything in between. Huzz-achoooo. Hmmmm, should probably disinfect my keyboard now.....ewwwwww.
Good night!
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